Lawn & Order �C Garden Defense Kit (Gnomes + Sign)

?? Lawn & Order �C Garden Defense Kit (Gnomes + Sign)

4 Armed Gnomes + 1 ��Touch My Garden�� Sign
Only $49.95 �� Normally $59.90

Your garden��s got a new sheriff��or four of them.
This kit is loud, ridiculous, and weirdly effective.

?? What You��re Getting:

?? Gnomefront Defense Squad (Set of 4)
Fully loaded and on high alert. These little guys are angry, armed, and hilarious.

?? ��Touch My Garden�� Aluminum Sign
No sugarcoating here. It's aluminum, weatherproof, and gets the message across��fast.

?? Why People Love It:

• Made to survive the outdoors

• Gets laughs from friends (and side-eyes from neighbors)

• Ships fast from Nashville, TN

• Just the right mix of funny + ��don��t even try it��

?? What It Looks Like:

(Insert lifestyle photo of gnomes + sign in a garden setup)
If you want me to design this mockup, just say the word.

?? Why the Bundle?

Buying these separately? That��s $59.90.
Grab the whole set here for $49.95 and save a chunk.
No code. No catch. Just a better deal.

?? What Customers Are Saying:

��The gnomes are the best thing I��ve put in my yard. People either laugh or walk a little faster.��
�� Jordan W., Missouri

��I bought this for my dad. He nearly choked laughing when he opened it.��
�� Lisa K., Georgia

��Sign looks great. Gnomes look pissed. That��s exactly what I wanted.��
�� Brian M., Texas

?Common Questions:

Q: Are the gnomes made of metal?
A: No��they��re solid resin. Durable, detailed, and weather-resistant.

Q: Can I buy just the sign or just the gnomes?
A: You can, but it��s more expensive. This bundle saves you money.

Q: How big is the sign?
A: 9.5" x 12" aluminum, with pre-drilled holes. Hang it in under 60 seconds.

?? Ready to Make Your Yard Off-Limits (and Hilarious)?

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(Includes all 4 gnomes + the aluminum sign. No swaps.)